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>the future is spam

>josh says:hey hott momma.Sexxxy Sara says:hey its u again sup sweety loljosh says:the robots have eaten my brain.Sexxxy Sara says:im going to start my show again now.. u wanna come watch?josh says:your dinner won’t be ready until you fax me … Continue reading

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>my name is (what?)

>this story has come up like 3 times in the last week, so i’m putting it here so’s i’ll feel like i don’t have to tell it again for a while. when we moved to louisiana, i was i the … Continue reading

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>my "new" bike

>so, i have this place where i get bikes from. they’re basically bikes that people have thrown away to be recycled as scrap metal. i’ve gotten kid’s bikes, mountain bikes, road bikes, bmx bikes, a sweet ass old schwinn bike(think … Continue reading

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>stupid phone

>i had a dream about her last night.we were doing something we hadn’t done.it reminded me of the way people are reminded of other people.then the phone woke me up.it wasn’t her.

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>trash and junk

>i have too many bikes. why is it that i keep bringing them home? i’mma try and take some of the trashed bikes back to the dump this weekend. we’ll see.i’m sure the roommates are tired of the pile pf … Continue reading

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>another day. just like yesterday. prolly like tomorrow.

>i watched napolean dynamite last night. i feel stupider for having watched it. is that gonna be the “better off dead” for kids who graduate in 8 years? lord i hope not. i think it hit a little too close … Continue reading

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