>the future is spam

>josh says:
hey hott momma.
Sexxxy Sara says:
hey its u again sup sweety lol
josh says:
the robots have eaten my brain.
Sexxxy Sara says:
im going to start my show again now.. u wanna come watch?
josh says:
your dinner won’t be ready until you fax me your toenail.
Sexxxy Sara says:
its gonna be really hot this time.. the 3 of us are giving one of our lucky members a hand job with oil lol.. its gonna get kinky
josh says:
the tractor in my bathtub sings me lullabies while i poop unicorns.
Sexxxy Sara says:
u didnt come see the show the other day did ya lol? theres 3 of us this time.. slumber party lol.
josh says:
sometimes, when it’s dark outside, i like to eat fried chicken while sitting oiled up in my cousin’s wading pool, while wearing water wings and a duck floaty. good times.
Sexxxy Sara says:
like i told u last time, since u have to be 18 (the law ) u gotta login with a credit card but i told u i would upgrade u so dont worry..ill look after it http://www.stupidmisspelledpornosite.com/cute
josh says:
you should do a show where you eat fried chicken in a children’s wading pool, while wearing water wings and a duck floatie. the kids in my neighborhood all love it. or, they tell me they love it, before i’ll untie them from the pipes in my basement.
Sexxxy Sara says:
u really should come watch babe.. but if u dont i wont be mad.. ill be back on msn on the weekend so we can chat then…ill give you my cell and maybe we can meet up and hang out or something
josh says:
yeah, we should totally hang out. do you like fried chicken? sometimes i like to throw fried chicken into my car’s back seat, where i keep the cadavers. actually, i should go, i need to clean that shit out…it’s starting to smell bad.
josh says:
maybe you can help me clean it out this weekend?
Sexxxy Sara says:
k now im definatley late lol… ill see ya in the chat room. im soo wet lol
Sexxxy Sara says:
Away Message: sorry, just in a webcam show right now, either leave a msg. or click the link to come watch http://www.stupidmisspelledpornwebsite.com/cute – ONLY if you’re over 18
josh says:
you’re gone?
Sexxxy Sara says:
Away Message: sorry, just in a webcam show right now, either leave a msg. or click the link to come watch http://www.stupidmisspelledpornwebsite.com/cute – ONLY if you’re over 18
josh says:
no helping me with my cadaver smelling car?
Sexxxy Sara says:
Away Message: sorry, just in a webcam show right now, either leave a msg. or click the link to come watch http://www.stupidmisspelledpornwebsite.com/cute – ONLY if you’re over 18

Comments:

You having too much fun with this…

Oh hell, no your not. And It’s highly entertaining. Carry on!

Posted by That lousy, no good, son of a… on Jan 2, 2007 1:33 PM
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“she” says “lol” just enough times to make me question wether or not it’s an actual person …

this is the title of out next release=

“the tractor in my bathtub sings me lullabies while i poop unicorns”

Posted by hair club tapes on Jan 6, 2007 1:11 PM
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i had a great idea for a volume 3, and it worked perfectly, but unfortunately, it didn’t translate into copy and pastability:

basically, i started the conversation with one of these bots by copy and pasting the first line from another chatbot, having some idea of what was coming.

it turned out, the chatbot i ended up with posted word for word the exact same thing i did, only seconds after i posted it. my responses were “her” responses before she could respond. it was pretty funny as it happened, but then when i went to post the result, it just looked like i had built the conversation from scratch.

if i ever feel creative/mischevious enough, i might expound on the pooping of the unicorns some more.

but hells, yes. that line=our record.

Posted by bionic vagina on Jan 6, 2007 5:54 PM
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i just requested a song be written about this sitiation at this site…. >

http://songstowearpantsto.com/

Posted by hair club tapes on Jan 7, 2007 1:53 PM
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Forgot to tell you how much your sick sense of humor with the chatbot cracked me up.

Posted by Soy Chicken on Feb 7, 2007 12:19 AM
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Dude, I could have sworn, I’m even getting emails that seem legit. If you chat more than once, wait, no, I got the same lines but it seemed to flow alot smoother than that, more real. The emails too man, were seriously convincing, oh well, I guess I’ll meet up with some hot mystery chick some other day. I see the light now.

Posted by Jon C (Daddy) on Feb 15, 2007 11:09 PM
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yeah, the second time you chat them up, it’s a little different, but not much. more lines like “oh, hey, i missed you the other day…” “how come you didn’t see my show”, and “that’s ok, i forgive you. oooh, i’m late again! gotta go…”

Posted by bionic vagina on Feb 16, 2007 9:39 AM
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